Two Boots Cherry Coke Slushpuppy
Ker-boring. No taste of coke whatsoever, it's just a slightly sweet crushed ice taste and some food coloring. Five bucks waste at Two Boots pizza, an otherwise wonderful restaurant. Cinderella was...
View ArticleWhite Castle Bacon
White Castle does so many wonderful things wonderfully, but not bacon. Look upon this sad heap of pig, it's very soul stripped away by some unwholesome process. Bacon is hard to mess up, but WC does...
View Article7-Eleven yuck issues
The chronically broken Coca Cola Slurpee dispenser in Park Slope. Today we see some sort of cleaning device that's been abandoned in front of it, probably left there in a fit of uncaring by a lazy...
View Article7-11 Sausage in a Pancake
These things are stupid good except when they're not. If they're not it means they are all dried out and old and you should go back in sputtering out crumbs and demand a fresh one like I did. All the...
View ArticleMayim Chaim Cola and Half and Half
I'm tempted to say that these drinks are the equivalent of Catholic mortification for the Hebrew set, a sort of liquid hair shirt for those what have it coming, but that would be an exaggeration. A...
View ArticleMountain Dew Fruit Punch Kickstart
Kickstart, why you so hard to get? They give samples away for free at my wife's work but she wasn't allowed a can to bring me. I don't see it for sale anywhere in my neighborhood. Nowhere is...
View ArticleBlue Collar restaurant fucks it up
Blue Collar is a "roadside hamburger" type restaurant in Williamsburg, Brooklyn which I wrote about a while ago. Pretty good hamburgers, not as great as everyone says but good enough that I'll go out...
View ArticleI received this email:
Hi,I would like to write an article about your art on:http://www.examiner.com/fashion-in-miami/cristine-wangThere I have given press coverage to many artists, businesses, restaurants, fashion...
View ArticleA Slow and Disinterested Death
Some links:http://animalnewyork.com/2013/syrian-teen-only-instagrams-soda-and-energy-drinks/and:The only photo credit I can give is that it's from Reddit. A fantastic selection of fake Mountain Dews,...
View ArticleKickstart Mountain Dew and Pimento Cheese
Kickstart Mountain Dew is good, the orange is better than the fruit punch. I can't say more than that because I haven't had one in months. That stuff on the right is pimento cheese. I've been trying...
View ArticleKickstart phone capture
I have no idea why I grabbed this. Maybe I had something funny to say about it, but I don't anymore.
View ArticleCopy and paste White Castles
Was this a creative decision or just someone being lazy? Did the photographer only ever shoot one chicken sandwich, forcing the poor artist to copy and paste? Are the sandwiches made of paste? Why...
View ArticleThe Last Unicorn
I had to destroy a giant soda stash when I moved out of my last apartment. Most of it was bad, but there was a handful of still drinkable Pepsi Naturals. Not delicious but drinkable. I chugged one...
View ArticleGirl Mountain
Girl Mountain is one of my favorite comics online, just noticed a recent post about soda:
View ArticleSlurpee lingo
I had a Facetime conversation with an anonymous Slurpee scientist who shared the jargon used by researchers when describing certain aspects of Slurpee nature. Below are screen grabs from that chat...
View ArticleOld machines
Saw these dudes at an old warehouse that was getting emptied out. They were already claimed, a good thing that saved me from having them in my garage.
View ArticleMountain Dew Ice Cream Recipe
I'm suspicious of this stuff because the actual portion of flavoring agent is so small.
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